Dream home. Holy frick. I’ve never seen a more beautiful house.
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
Pretty sure my mums done this at least once a year since I was born. Why do I keep trusting her!
This is everything.
I have higher hopes for Bart than that, considering he’s lived through the 2nd grade on repeat for almost 25 years now.
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
Five Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays: more weekend hours at work = more money
remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina
this might be my favorite gif